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indiepat

currently obsessed with a twitter account that has a bot set up to record their cat leaving and returning to their house

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the best part is that the replies are a wave of sadness and depression whenever the cat leaves and then rejoicing when it comes back like the cat is some kind of messiah

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frankly im on board with out new lord and savior Pepito. let the people rejoice in his presence as he is the messiah

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theunfairfolk

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

chassdraws

Daddy Electric and Mother Nature sounds like a cute 70s act

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Daddy Electric is Bill Nye's cousin

broadwaytheanimatedseries

I want this to be real I want it to be real so badly

fembutchboygirl

Well If you just donate to my kickstarstfhsujfmsnckd hblb fnvlcb m

larkspirereads

Poor dear... Walked right into an electric daddy

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red-hoods-left-sock

The idea of Danny phantom in the dc universe fighting humans is so interesting because he can’t really trap them or anything like he can with ghosts, he can just full on blast them with lasers and stuff. Like, if you blast a ghost with an echo blast the ghost just gets back up but if you blasted a human with that they would probably die or something. You can’t stuff a human in a thermos (or can you). Danny can’t fight humans because his own powers aren’t built for that.

Basically my idea is him teaming up with the justice league or the bats or something and they think he’s some low level powered being because so many of his powers just aren’t usable in the situations they end up in until the dc characters see him fight a ghost and realise just how powerful he is.

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Danny wandering up to Superman like. Um, so how hard do you hit humans? So you don't hurt them?

Superman being confused. And then had a bright idea! Why doesn't he spar with the Kid!

The league is treated to the sight of Supes being punched unconscious because he told Danny he wouldn't be able to hurt him so go all out and they can take it from there. Danny is panicking. Bruce is shocked. Diana is giggling. The junior team are in awe. Flash has to be the adult in the room. It's a while situation.

When Clark wakes up Danny is apologising. He has to pay him on the head.

"Kid. It isn't your fault. I shouldn't have underestimated you. You should soar with me and Wonder Woman. We can help you learn control."

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cishetsbeingcishet

i’ve been thinking about this video nonstop since the first time i saw it

the jaunty walk perfectly in time with the music. the tip of the hat the unaware or uncaring bystanders. the shaky camera with random zooming. the fact that this is seemingly happening in a park. this is peak media i can’t get over it

cryptotheism

Paracelsus walking into the university of Wurtenberg to tell the other doctors stop treating gunshot wounds with poultices made of feathers and cow manure.

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sandersstudies

When a “funny” dude likes you and anytime he sees you anywhere he will be like “yoooo wassup it’s Jelissa!” (Or whatever) like “omg Miranda is here whaaaat” for literally no reason why do they do that

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They are more likely to do this the more meek and shy they perceive you too. They are less likely to do this if they think you’re loud and confident. Idk what it is it’s not even necessarily bad or annoying it’s just like why.

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This is a VERY sweet take and I hope it’s sometimes true

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Okay I thought this behavior was annoying before but now it’s actually quite endearing thank you extroverts who want introverts to feel included.

digidiskette

There was a stoner I liked very much when I was playing age of Conan some ten or more years ago. He would roll up into the vent, yell my name and rip a fat one on mic before vanishing again. Always made me feel special. It was like a dog that would greet you by barking as loud as possible and wagging his tail so hard it leaves a dent in the wall when your car rolls up. Everyone was luke warm to cold on him but he was my fucking buddy and I loved him because he made me feel wanted which I sure as shit wasn’t getting at home!!

Eventually I made the decision to start emulating behaviors that made me feel happy and started doing that in other places. To this day my whole discord chants the nickname of whomever joins the call, like a pack of seagulls who just locked eyes on a delicious spare French fry. There’s nothing quite as amazing as walking into a room and hearing a chorus of loved ones drawing out your name like they were going to sweep you off your feet if they could, slash like a pack of feral dogs ready to bowl you the fuck over.

illegalboyfriend

I've reblogged this before but fuck does this last story really make it